What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?